You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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