glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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