Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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