i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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