question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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