Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I don't think brook has ever known best
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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