Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think your dad took our porno
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Randomize
