i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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