Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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