It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
