I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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