i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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