Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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