just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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