do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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