the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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