absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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