I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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