just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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