I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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