We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i think i just lost a toe
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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