Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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