i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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