i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
