Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Randomize
