my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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