just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
try to milk me bitch
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