This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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