i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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