And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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