You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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