If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
