Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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