Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Randomize
