all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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