that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish they made helmets for livers.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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