He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
