would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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