Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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