Can Purell be used as lube?
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
it hurts more in the daytime
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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