do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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