Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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