this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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