It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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