this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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