I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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