Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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