I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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