You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Even my vagina gasped.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
