they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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