I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
