This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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