Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She just used a chaser for red wine.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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